h is for fabled homophobic

h is for homophobic and because I'm dyslexic i am also homophobic but it not homosexual a have a problem with  i have never meat a homosexual i didn't get on with (not that a check the sexual preferences of people i don't get on with) no the homos i have a problem with are homophones

A homophone is a word that is pronounced the same as another word but differs in meaning. The words may be spelled the same (these ones are ok with me) but some are are spelled differently are also called heterographs this are the one that piss me off. can any one out the tell me why on why do we need more one spelling for same pronunciation? other than to try and make people like me look thick. if you are can tell the difference verbally why wood (would) you need an extra clue when the same thing is written down.
that right we don't these unneeded spellings should be lock in a cupboard only to be let out by Susie Dent as interesting factoids on countdown.

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g is for fabled globalization

to day i'm talking about globalization.
Opponents of globalization "alleged that globalization's benefits have been overstated and its costs underestimated. Among other points, they argued that it decreased inter-cultural contact while increasing the possibility of international and intra-national conflict" (that what international web encyclopedia wikipedia tell me) os im going to stay away from big things like global bank transaction taxes but suggest we get together and agree some little thing on a global scale. at the next big shindig at the UN why don't we flip a coin and diced what side of the road we are going to drive on, why not put all the electric plug and sockets designs in a hat and pick one out for the whole world to use, why can't my feet be the same size in every country?

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f is for fabled fiction

im dyslexic and when i was at school i had to read a lot of book with a support worker to improve my read which brings us to f in the fabled alphabet fiction i was in high school when the Harry Potter book come out and kid walking down the with a massive book was not uncommon. were as the reading martial selected for me by the learning support department was wafer fin book with a bright illustration on the front from which you could determine the whole plot. these book were shit and yet the support worker were surprised by my lack of motivation to read such drivel. so at this point i will point out something that rely should need to be point out
people will be mover motivated to read a book if its a good book
so if you work in the learning support department why not treat your student like the intelligent individuals my shore they are and find a book they will enjoy.

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e is for fabled electricity

yesterday i saved the British economy today i'm going to save the would from global warming with e for electricity. the government encourages us to become micro power plants with the Feed-In Tariffs before quickie changing the rules. but i can't help noticing the lack of public owned building generating there own power and sell the extra to the grid. are school not a grate place to start large building with large roof space which are empty in the hight of summer is there a good reason why we are not covering them with sola-panels which will pay for themselves and then keep on paying? and what about the libraries,council offices, prisons. courts, should will not demand this building start making some money when there is an ethical way for them to do so? and just in cases you don't buy the global warming thing this will help bring down your energy bill no-matter what you believer

just too remind you i'm not an expert and this is just an opinion
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d is for fabled dubbing

d is for fabled dubbing and today i'm stepping in to save the British economy (not that anyone going to listen) using dubbing. there is a lot of tv show and movies not in English and quite a lot of countries speak English. so why don't we buy the international distribution rights for foreign tv and moves dub them and sell the broadcasting right on to the other English speaking countries. the up sides to these are it use little or no raw materials, Britain has plenty bilingual residence to translate, just about anyone can be a voice actor (we may need to get them an equity card) and most impotently if we get in there before the Americans they will be in proper English

i should point out i'm not an expert in distribution rights,broadcasting right or the economy and this my be a shit idea but i do know the difference between jam and jelly, and that you don't need a helmet and shoulder-pads to play football.

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c is for fable chimneys

c is for fable chimneys i may have misled you on Thursday when i said i was going to talk about chimneys. a chimney is "a vertical channel or pipe that conducts smoke and combustion gases up from a fire or furnace and typically through the roof of a building." and this is not what I'm talking about today. a new block of flat (they call them luxury apartments) is now visible from bed room window. now i'm not one to bitch about new build ruining my view (all i could see before was a bus depot) but on top of this building are thing that look like chimneys but they can't be chimneys because the flats don't have fireplaces. they as useful as an emergency flare in a black whole . ok so maybe there purely aesthetic reasons, I'm an artist and i understand that it's important to make thing aesthetically pleasing i also understand Symmetry and proportion. the "chimneys" on the roof of this building are not Symmetrical or evenly spaced but would  be if one of the "chimneys" was removed (at lest on the side facing my window) it as if they had a spare and decided to sick it on for the hell of it and it just look a little bit odd which bugs me a little bit


god i'm sad and i haven't even mentioned the odd "balconies"


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b is for fabled baths,fabled basins,fabled bidets,fabled blue?

day two of the fabled alphabet and b is for bathroom as well as several items in them baths ,basins ,bidets (if your too posh to wash your arse in the basin like a normal person) and bogs, but where have all the blue ones gone (or peach) if you click on last two links you will see that bathstore.com UK's largest bathroom retailer don't do blue(or peach) or any colour. i find this white toilet obsession very odd and more odd is how property and makeover shows seam offended by a non white bathroom and clearly am not alone in noticing this


if your in need of a bathroom suite you could buy this or this or maybey this on ebay at absurdly cheep prices in fact if you have room to store them why not  buy them all  and hope they come back in fashion then you my make a nice profit
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