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Sunday, 29 May 2011

fabled injunction

the news papers has gone injunction mad telling us "we know something you don't know and think you should know because we think it may sell more papers so it must be in the public interest"
then some people on twitter do some twitting and soon
we all know what the news papers know and think we should know.
so are they happy?
and in the big fight between freedom of speech and right to privacy
no one has pointed out (not when i've been listening) that the court time and taxpayer money is being wasted to stop someone telling other people who there sleeping with something thats going on in pubs up and down the country and the easy way to stop this is to make it illegal for news papers to buy story

it's at this point i should reveal that a married celebrity who can't name for due to an injunction has come over to my fictional house she spent a lot of time on my nonexistent Futon doing things I'm not allowed to tell you with me
but due to the wonders of the internet you can speculate all you want on twitter and help boost my traffic
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Sunday, 22 May 2011

do we need more rubbish on tv?

some time the would sends you signals and over the past week it has been telling me to get nostalgic for the time when channel  4 filled the night with odd programs and bad movies the first signal i was sent was in the form of Joe Cornish constantly popping up on fillm4 to promote his first feature film Attack the Block
it was the low budget The Adam and Joe Show that kick off the night with a bad movie rounding the night off which brings me to the next signal sent to me from above
when in a charity shop with my brother he pulled this guy out of a bucket of action figures 
for those of you how don't know this is The Toxic Avenger the savior Tromaville where a good number of these fantastic bad film were set. 
with more tv channels than ever we should have a b-movie Smörgåsbord to fill up on but instead we get the repeats of the same programs that was in the daytime

so my massage to the tv executives of the world is if you must fill the schedule with rubbish can we please have a bigger variety of rubbish to pick from 

Saturday, 7 May 2011

Import export

 When I was working on my last post i thought that although English is the primary language of numerous country we import TV programs from very few of them.
We have an overwhelming amount of programs from the us two  soap operas from Australia but I can’t think of any programs from Anguilla, Antigua and Barbuda, the Bahamas, Barbados, Belize, Bermuda, the British Indian Ocean Territory, the British Virgin Islands, Canada, the Cayman Islands, Dominica, the Falkland Islands, Gibraltar, Grenada, Guam, Guyana, Ireland, Jamaica, Montserrat, Nauru, New Zealand, Pitcairn Islands, Saint Helena, Ascension and Tristan da Cunha, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Singapore, South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands, Trinidad and Tobago, the Turks and Caicos Islands currently on our box
So I thought I would ask any international visitors what programs you think us Brits should be watching from your neck of the woods
Please post all suggestions in the comments  

Monday, 2 May 2011

if i had: fingers in my ears

some times you just want to tune out the rest of the world and hide away on a uninhabited island to get away  from every one banging on about what ever it is you don't want to here about weather it sport ,realty tv, or just realty so this mouth I'm spending 1000 imagery pounds to stick my fingers in my eras and go "lar lar lar lar lar lar lar lar lar larlar lar lar lar larlar lar lar lar larlar lar lar lar larlar lar lar lar lar" at the top of my voice  for about a month

first thing first i I'm spending a month on my own in the fabled Hermitage im going to need some tea
Yorkshire Tea Bags ( 1200 Pack) 29.99
Tate & Lyle Granulated Sugar (5kg) 8.47
Dairy Crest Semi Skimmed Milk 500ml Ref A06003 [Pack 12] 11.24
 i'll need something wash all that tea down with
CARLSBERG Danish Lager 24x 500ml Cans X2 27.99
Tesco Value Lasagne x8 0.78
Tesco Value Shepherds Pie x8 0.79
Tesco Deep Pan Meat Feast x 4 1.50
Tesco Value Cheese And Tomato Pizza x 4 0.63
Tesco Value 4 Minced Beef And Onion Pies x2 1.00
Tesco 4 Chicken And Mushroom Pies x2 1.99
Weight Watchers Chicken Tikka And Coriander Rice1.78
Tesco Value Chicken Flavour Instant Noodles x30 0.10
Eastmans Popcorn x 4 0.88
Tesco Value Snack Assortment 12Pk x2 0.76
Thomas and Friends Organic Pasta 250 g (Pack of 12) 7.03

now on to the most inpotint thing the movies
Godzilla [1954]  5.99
Godzilla Raids Again  2.29
King Kong Vs Godzilla 4.48
Mothra vs. Godzilla  5.86
Godzilla 2000 16.99
Godzilla: Final Wars  12.00
Godzilla [1998] (us) 3.97
I'v got to say I'm a little bit more than a little disappointed i can only find 7 of the 29 godzilla movies (and i'm not shore i count the us one) but i still have fake money to spend and time to kill
The Planet of the Apes Collection (6 Disc Box Set)  9.94
Monty Python - Almost Everything Box Set  29.99
Ah! My Goddess - Complete Collection  24.99
Ah My Goddess - Series 2 Box Set 27.19
Ah! My Goddess - the Movie  29.99
Monkey! - The Complete Series 49.47

Captain Scarlet - Complete Series Box Set  13.34
The Prisoner 24.19

Terrahawks The Complete Series 40.52
Dangermouse - 25th Anniversary Box Set (12 Disc Ultimate Collection) 22.99
Count Duckula - The Complete Collection  14.99
Maid Marian And Her Merry Men - Series 1-4  18.34
Round The Twist - Completely Round The Twist  15.99
Eerie Indiana - The Complete Series 15.29
Quantum Leap - The Complete Collection 67.99 oh boy!
The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy 5.49
The X Files - The Complete Collector's Edition  96.97
My Name Is Earl - Seasons 1-4 56.99
Pushing Daisies - Complete Season 1 9.39
Pushing Daisies - Complete Season 2 10.49
Dead Like Me - Season 1 17.93
Dead Like Me - Season 2 17.93
now i guess i should get dressed
Silk Mix Men's Dressing Gown 59.99
and some company would be good
Scientific Anatomical Model : Life Size Human Skeleton 109.99

i don't think i can come up with a better way to spend a month than siting on my ass and watching dvds Without My Pants until my eye fall out of my head