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Tuesday, 1 March 2011

IF I HAD: killing tv

do you live in the uk and want to save £145.50 a year then maybe it's time to kill your tv.

last month i furnish my nonexistent house for the price of a sofa bed now i siting on the floor in my fictional house and im bored time to entertain myself for the price of a uk colour TV Licence
now i'm using a computer with broadband and a dvd play so i could just blow £145.50 on dvd if i wanted to or even make to with youtube and keep the £145.50 in the bank but were would be the fun it that
first thing first i need a bigger screen
Aiptek T15 Pocket Cinema Pico Projector  93.80
6 inch to 50 inch should do the job
now i think i need a bigger gun
Nerf N-Strike Longstrike CS-6 29.99
 i already a Nerf- N-Strike Maverickmy brother got me for Christmas but i think this looks more the part
i better stock up on some ammo too
Nerf N-Strike Flip Clip Refill 10.37
now all i need are some targets
High School Musical 1-3 9.99
plug in the projector  put on the dvd and let the massacre begin

i did try to spend the last £1.35 on a secondhand copy of The Catcher in the Rye to get me in the mood for assassination, but could only find it at £1.46 or higher but I'm saving 145.50 next year so i don't a 11p overspend is too bad

please post your suggestions for dvd to shoot at in the comments.


  1. Nice FUN Picture. light heated makes me feel good.
    Bang - - - - - - - -

  2. to be honest... a 50" picture from a picture just doesn't cut it for me :-P

    and i'd suggest x-men: the last stand, for fluffing up what was shaping up to be a great trilogy, or better yet, fire off a few nerf rounds at Bryan Singer himself

  3. @ Hunchbakk
    i could of gone for a bigger projector but it would of blown the budget

    totally with agree with your suggested targets and we can add Superman Returns to the cannon fodder list thanks to Bryan Singer

    die superbaby die!!

  4. Very interesting idea. Yes we can get rid of our TV now because computer and internet allowed us to select more alternatives and programs. But still I need TV for news program, so I'll keep my TV...hehehehe

  5. pretty shore you can watch news program on the internet and that way you can skip the story about the diabetic dog that skateboarded to the police station to report a braking and save it owners from the intruder