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Saturday, 7 January 2012

fabled apocalypse

so not long to go now till the apocalypse which all the best scientific minds agree will happen at midnight 31 of December i don't know in what time zone that is. also no one rely agree on what type of apocalypse we are facing
we beater start prepping for our new post-apocalyptic lives
so here my if i had £2000 to prep prepare for life after the apocalypse
first thing first we should do some research now you but i can't find any post-apocalyptic survival guides on amazon ( i am actually shocked by this) so we are going to have to make do by watching post-apocalyptic movies

Mad Max Trilogy 7.99 important lessons to learn from this STAY AWAY FROM TINA TURUER
Tank Girl 2.99 important lessons to learn from this try and find a tank
Waterworld 4.19 important lessons to learn from if the world is flooded get a boat instead of a tank
now let tool up
Celestron Skymaster 25X70 Porro Prism Binocular 84.99
Gelert Global 80+15L Rucksack 69.99
Leatherman MUT EOD Military Utility Tool179.99 (can you tell i've started to think i set the budget to high)
Mil-Tec US Jungle Hammock Mosquito Net Camping Olive 41.99
Mountain Hardwear Sleeping Bag 679.99 (that should cut the budget down to size)
Kookaburra Blade 750 Cricket Bat 49.99 the proper english tool of killing mutants, gang members and mutants gang members.
Roughneck 65636 Sledge Hammer 16lb 45.14 who has time to pick locks
Makita ZMAK-DCS9010-74 740mm/ 30-inch 90cc 2 Stroke Petrol Chainsaw 681.07 because if your hand get cut off you need something to replace it with
S Style Green Jerry Can Metal Construction 20 Litre 21.65
Draper 43904 Fuel Transfer Syphon Pump 8.92
Fly London Men's Sheen Boot 110.27 because they have Buckles
CyberloxShop Cyber Goggles Metallic Silver £9.49 just because everyone is dead don't mean you can't still look cool

fabled apocalypse by ianbyfordart

Sunday, 4 December 2011

d is for fabled dubbing

d is for fabled dubbing and today i'm stepping in to save the British economy (not that anyone going to listen) using dubbing. there is a lot of tv show and movies not in English and quite a lot of countries speak English. so why don't we buy the international distribution rights for foreign tv and moves dub them and sell the broadcasting right on to the other English speaking countries. the up sides to these are it use little or no raw materials, Britain has plenty bilingual residence to translate, just about anyone can be a voice actor (we may need to get them an equity card) and most impotently if we get in there before the Americans they will be in proper English

i should point out i'm not an expert in distribution rights,broadcasting right or the economy and this my be a shit idea but i do know the difference between jam and jelly, and that you don't need a helmet and shoulder-pads to play football.

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Sunday, 22 May 2011

do we need more rubbish on tv?

yes!
some time the would sends you signals and over the past week it has been telling me to get nostalgic for the time when channel 4 filled the night with odd programs and bad movies the first signal i was sent was in the form of Joe Cornish constantly popping up on fillm4 to promote his first feature film Attack the Block
it was the low budget The Adam and Joe Show that kick off the night with a bad movie rounding the night off which brings me to the next signal sent to me from above

when in a charity shop with my brother he pulled this guy out of a bucket of action figures

for those of you how don't know this is The Toxic Avenger the savior Tromaville where a good number of these fantastic bad film were set.

with more tv channels than ever we should have a b-movie Smörgåsbord to fill up on but instead we get the repeats of the same programs that was in the daytime

so my massage to the tv executives of the world is if you must fill the schedule with rubbish can we please have a bigger variety of rubbish to pick from