w is for fabled whereabouts

when it snows heavily in the uk the whole country grinds to a halt and being the fabled idiot i of course think i can solve the problem (or at lest ease it)
when it snows heavily the first thing reported on is the amount of schools that are not opening because the teachers can't get it but i think it's important to note most of the kids wood have no problem getting to there school in the snow because the kids need to live near the school to get a place there so the question is why shouldn't  a teacher have to live in the catchment area to get a job there?
or for that matter why shouldn't most jobs have a catchment area?
and if they did wouldn't regain some of that community spirit I'm tolled we had in the good old days
wouldn't a local employer not be more inclined to get involved in local education if it was improving the next generation of employes wouldn't they care more about local health care if they know it gave them a healthier  work force.

and on top of all that wouldn't the pressure to the country's infrastructure be significantly less if people lived nearer to where they work

v is for fabled vegetables

v is for fabled vegetables but i'm not talking about normal vegetables i want to talk to you about irregular vegetables knobbly potatoes and wonky carrots, i have seen this subject come up on a number of tv shows and the situation is this supermarkets won't accept anything "prefect veg" because they say people don't buy it and the farmers can't sell the veg the supermarkets won't buy because they have to sing an exclusivity deal with a supermarket to get a price they can live off . after explaining this these show usually head to a small town center armed with a wonky carrot and asks  members of the public if they wood buy wonky carrots and they all say "yes" (well all the ones they show do)

they never address the way veg is displayed in supermarkets which is an a mounting of constantly replenished vegetables. now in this situation you are not going pick the wonky carrot are you

so how do we solve this problem well i can think of tow options one ban exclusivity deal between farmers and there buyer or change the law so the buy with of produce with exclusivity deal can't refuse any good fit for human consumption and they will have to work out a better way to sell it

u is for unisex

u is for unisex the tv is full of ad for stuff to make you smell because it all most Christmas i do get confused by the need to assign gender to bottled smell or anything else for that mater there not many thing that are truly gender specific women can safely use German engineered shampoo and men can wear skirts      if they so wish but what i find most baffling is make up for men if a man wants to makeup i am talking about guyliner and manscara if your a man and you want to wear makeup  you don't need a gender based pun to do so if your comfortable wearing makeup you comfortable buying it without the pointless wordplay to push the price up

buy my unisex mugs

t is for fabled tourism

t is for tourism, i am once again steeping in to help the UK economy let have a big party in fact let have 3 big party one in England on St George's Day one in scotland on St Andrew's Day and one in Wales on st David's Day  and invite everyone over to get drunk this seams to work for Island this should work partially well with St George's Day because St George is the Patronages of Saint of all most everywhere so we could play host to bands and entertainers from Romania, Bulgaria, Aragon, Catalonia, Ethiopia, Georgia, Greece, India, Iraq, Lithuania, Palestine, Portugal, Serbia, Ukraine and Russia and let there fan spend there hard earned money in our pub and music venues and probably sell an obscene amount of things shaped like red buss, red phone boxes. and red post boxes

s if for fabled shoelaces

i being little and going shoe shopping and looking for shoe that do up with Velcro because i hadn't mastered the fine art of shoelace tying i am pleased to say i have been tying my own shoelaces for some time now but what is so wrong with Velcro why have mens shoes resorted almost exclusively to shoelaces as the fastening of chose (i cant remember the last time i saw a buckle on a mans shoe)
in design make some so easy a child could do it is usually a good thing but walk down the street with Velcro fastened shoe no one is going to look impressed at your well design footwear,

mugs in my shop as always  

r is for fables resignation

some thing that has confused me time and time again is why when a politician, high ranked civil servant or a CEO of a large company screws up they get the opportunity to hand in there resignation when anyone in the real world wood have been fired. why should they have the dignity of making a polite public statement before slipping out the back door. they should be given a cardboard box and told to clear there deck before being escorted out the front door were the press can take photos of of the holding the mottos of the blown career and bombard they with questions to which the answers will undoubtedly be no comment.

Q is for fabled Q?

in school i was told q is always followed by u but i was never told why, this just seams like a wast of ink to me
oh and it not true here a list of word containing Q not followed by U thanks to wikipedia
i'm never going to trust a teacher again this is i before e except after c all over again